Just my imagination

I was just trying to imagine my life in msia when i DO get back..... and this was what I came up with....

1) Transport

• I think these questions will be pretty frequently asked.
• "Daddy, Can u fetch me to....? PLz....?"
• "Hey chan/gene/lisa, erm... u free ar now? where are u ar? Can erm... i tumpang?"

2) Language

• Malay: "APA? I tak faham la!!! I from Melbourne, Australia? U boleh speak English?"
• Mandarin: " 什么? 我 的 华语veli bad! 讲english can?"

3) Weather

• "Waliao... Damn hot wei!!! Do u know Aus is not so hot? And the......."
• "jacket? No need la... Only in melbourne need"

4) Food

• Friend: "Eh! lets go TGI for lunch?"
• Jy: "TGI? Don want la... I want mamak or any asian shop pun boleh as long as they have asian food macam roti canai atau nasi lemak"

5) Movie

• JY: " Eh! Lets go watch 2 movies tmr1"
• Friend: "APA? 2 movies? U siao ke?"
• FACT: I AM NOT SIAO!!! A MOVIE FREAKING COST $14 here which is RM42... CAN U BLAME ME?
  

6) Yamcha

• JY:"Hey lets go yamcha la!!!"
• Friend: "Huh? AGAIN? SAME PLACE? Not sienz meh?"
• JY: " NEVER!!!"