Just my imagination

I was just trying to imagine my life in msia when i DO get back..... and this was what I came up with....

1) Transport

• I think these questions will be pretty frequently asked.
• "Daddy, Can u fetch me to....? PLz....?"
• "Hey chan/gene/lisa, erm... u free ar now? where are u ar? Can erm... i tumpang?"

2) Language

• Malay: "APA? I tak faham la!!! I from Melbourne, Australia? U boleh speak English?"
• Mandarin: " 什么? 我 的 华语veli bad! 讲english can?"

3) Weather

• "Waliao... Damn hot wei!!! Do u know Aus is not so hot? And the......."
• "jacket? No need la... Only in melbourne need"

4) Food

• Friend: "Eh! lets go TGI for lunch?"
• Jy: "TGI? Don want la... I want mamak or any asian shop pun boleh as long as they have asian food macam roti canai atau nasi lemak"

5) Movie

• JY: " Eh! Lets go watch 2 movies tmr1"
• Friend: "APA? 2 movies? U siao ke?"
• FACT: I AM NOT SIAO!!! A MOVIE FREAKING COST $14 here which is RM42... CAN U BLAME ME?
  

6) Yamcha

• JY:"Hey lets go yamcha la!!!"
• Friend: "Huh? AGAIN? SAME PLACE? Not sienz meh?"
• JY: " NEVER!!!"

FAT! FAT! and plain FAT!

Food i have been eating each week... And i HAVE no idea why I am still pilling on the pounds... Do let me know what u think...

1) Pasta (Bolognese/Carbonara)
2) Uncle Tobbys Antioxidant Plus Cereal
3) Coles Lite Milk(semi-skim)
4) Wholemeal Bread with jam and margarine
5) Pie
6) Indomee
7) Soup (Campbells)
8) Fish Fillet
9) Fried rice/ meehoon
10) Pancake with syrup
11) 3 apples, 4 oranges, 5 plums, 1kg banana, 1kg grapes each week
12) Marshmallow
13) 1 cup of Milo everyday with sweetened condensed milk

OKIE!!! fine I know.... I know they are all fattening but still ??? I didn't eat chocolate or snacks except for the marshmallow(it was on offer). And I've been eating tons of fruits.... Any suggestions people? Gotta push it down before 7th of June 2008. Sangat important!!!

I AM STUPID, LAZY, FAT AND TIRED!!!